In Da Caveses
Go, go, go, go Go, go,
go smeagol
It’s our birthday
We gon’ party like it’s our birthday
We gon’ sip Bacardi like it’s our birthday
And we got our precious When it was our birthday.
[Chorus] (2x)
You can find me in da caveses,
rhyming all my dayses
Livin off of fishes
that never seen a flameses
I’m into my precious ring, if you touch it then we’ll flays yas.
If not us then the Goblins’ll probably takes yas
[Verse]
When we pulled out in da boat, we was on da anduin
Smeagol rowed the boat, while Deagol fished the scene
Deagol saw the fishes, that’s when he saw the gleem.
Smeagol wondered what it was, but Deagol got to greedies
We said, “homie ain’t wanna play, we just want that thing”
He said “No way it’s my precious ring”
We told him it was our birthday, that we deserveds it more.
But he said he founds it first, he told us not be sore.
He was being rude, we knew it should be our present.
We knew he hads to gosies, but it wouldn’t be pleasant.
So we jumped Deagol, then we gave him a chokesies
and we throttled and squeezedses him until he croaksied
We killed our cousin there, we watched him as he died
Then we were banished from our town and completely chastised
They chased us to the mountains, we found a new scene.
We had no more friends, but we at least have the ring.
[Chorus] (2x)
The Theives. The filthy little theaves. They stole our precious, and we wants it.
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